Old Hickory is sick and tired of the blabberin’ real estate mogul from the North, Donald Trump. Runnin’ for President of the United States of America? That is horseradish, ya damn Yankee. You’re a joke to my beloved party, the Grand Old Party (GOP) of the Republican kind. Mr. Trump, you are simply a money grubbin’ media starlet that is so pompous and self-centered that it makes my blood curdle with rage even Patrick Henry would envy. Stop this tomfoolery at once, Mr. Trump. And take that damn chinchilla off your head.
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