I always look forward to the evenin’ festivities of a Tuesday night. When the grandfather clock strikes 9pm each Tuesday evenin’ Old Hickory and his cronies, includin’ SexyDerg, gather at the local waterin’ hole they call City Limit. Although we indulge in the Devil’s preferred drink, it is a wonderful time for laughs and merriment. Our friends from south of the border, God bless their souls, have provided us local men and women of the town with a truly sinful concoction called a Tecate. I tell yah, watchin’ Bobby Lee Schnorbus take swig afta’ swig afta’ swig of that drink is quite the time and ‘ol Bobby Lee provides us with quite the commentary!

Ya’ll must come prepared to City Limit: 1 silver dolla’, a wood pipe, and an attitude thatll’ make the rooster cackle!

So my most noble of followers, prepare the wagon, harness your steeds, and take a ride down to City Limit on this Tuesday evenin’ and if ya’ll are lucky, Old Hickory Remsen maybe be buyin’ ya’ll’s first Tecate!

Betta’ bring an extra silver dolla!